ಠ_ಠ ……….
holy shit
(Source: startinglate)
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Unless they’re hot and a possible chance of intercourse exists then: “Here, have two.”
(Source: reachmethestars)
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I feel the same way when I see the pizza guy at someone else’s house.
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
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You put toast? I put bread… idiot.
